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ecchiboy:

mile-high-lavatory-selfie club

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

susfiend:

me rn

freshest-tittymilk:

girlinfourcolors:

archiemcphee:

Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.

The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.

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Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

rivers divided will once again meet again in the ocean.